I smoke cigarettes because it makes me look cool. My worst fear is that my teeth are going to fall out. Every now and then I am compelled to break life's monotony with grandiose acts of mischief. I hope to one day author a memoir that poignantly describes my experiences as a boy wonder. The buttons on my button-downs have been fashioned from pure ivory.
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One of those belongs to me. Bitch, you think I forgot? Next time you come, bring it to me, or suffer.
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